A Simple Solution to a Crappy Problem
Have you ever been frustrated by a toilet which you have to use on a regular basis consistently flushing before you’re finished? I present to you the end of your suffering:
Yes, that’s right: everything you needed to save yourself was right in the stall with you all along. “But wait,” you say, “isn’t that kind of a waste of toilet paper?” It’s only a few sheets, however, if you do it right, and trust me, after a few splashes from an overzealous toilet you’ll find the temptation impossible to resist.
License to use this idea is granted only to those who promise to remove the toilet paper when they’re done.
Disclaimer: I don’t know if anybody has thought of this before me, but even if they did I didn’t see it so clearly they should’ve done a better job informing the public.